It Ain’t Easy Bein’ Sexy
© Andy Sloan

Don’t blame me if you drive off the side of the road,
When I pass ’cause I carry a heavy load, it ain’t easy bein’ sexy…

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It ain’t easy bein’ sexy, it ain’t worth all the trouble it gets me
But the ladies all adore me, sometimes I wish they’d ignore me
They’re horny, they want me, they haunt me, they hunt me

No one takes me serious they just want a handful
I’m gettin’ tired of this bein’ manhandled
Ladies please, let’s skip the fandango
Let go ’cause I don’t want to tangle

I lie low so I won’t get noticed
But it’s hopeless, everybody knows this
Stud, they pull my pud, they jock my d
They act indecently, this happens frequently

God blessed me with sex appeal
A handlebar moustache and pecs of steel
Now everybody wants to get a feel
Male model good looks my chest is cut
Bowlegged yes, and I’ve got a tight butt

Don’t blame me blame God, ’cause he’s the one
That gave me this body that you find so stunning
I gave you a hug but it’s like you want blood
It starts out funny but I always end up running

Ya love my dimples, ya think it’s simple
Being a male bimbo, well here’s some info
It seems that you need to hear:
When I walk away, quit starin’ at my rear, see
Just ’cause I’m sexy and sultry
It doesn’t mean I wanna help you commit adultery!

I’m educated, plus we never dated
Don’t act like you know me, ’cause I really hate it
Quit sniffin’ my cologne, and leave me alone
No matter how you dog me you won’t catch a bone
No I never been in a movie, yes I know I’m hot
No you can’t ever do that to me, but thanks a lot…
Yeah thanks a lot…

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I always leave the ladies glassy-eyed
‘Cause they ain’t used to seein’ such a classy guy
They stop and stare, and walk away drooling
And it leaves me feeling inhuman
I know that I’m a super-sexy stone-cold freak
But can’t you see there’s more to me than a physique?

I’m not a gigolo, a stunt, or a trick
A player, a hustler, a private dick
Just a good lookin’ man with a family…
So would you please unhand me

Chorus Repeat

It ain’t easy bein’ sexy
It ain’t easy bein’ sexy