You’re Premenstrual © Andy Sloan
I know why you’re bloated
I know why you exploded
I know why you have acne
And I know why you attacked me
You feel a bit irrational
As if you’re gonna lose control
Stupid things, they make you cry
You never think to wonder why
It won’t be long till you feel all right again
But for now say hello to your unwanted friend
You’re premenstrual
Just let it go (let it go)
You’re premenstrual
Just let it flow (let it flow)
La la la la la, lo lo lo lo lo, wah wah wah wah
Premenstrual
You’re fightin off a migraine
Tryin not to complain
Can’t control your appetite
And all your clothes, they’re too tight
Swollen and tender
You’re retaining water
Still you can’t remember
Why you feel like Satan’s daughter
Later you can worry ’bout the size of your butt
For now go home, turn off the lights and have some chocolate
You’re premenstrual
Just let it go (let it go)
You’re premenstrual
Just let it flow (let it flow)
You’re premenstrual
And that’s OK with me
Cause eventually
You’re gonna break free
La la la la la (here’s another heating pad)
Lo lo lo lo lo (hope the pain ain’t too bad)
Wah wah wah wah wah (tell me what else you need)
Premenstrual (pretty soon you’ll start to bleed)
