Talkin’ Dirty (Scoobyman Mix) © Andy Sloan

Chorus
Talkin’ dirty is my least favorite thing to do
But I’ll talk dirty if it means that much to you
Sure it’s flirty, and maybe I’m just a prude
I’ll do what I have to do

I’ll give you what you need so you do the same for me
Just don’t expect me to take it seriously
Too bad it’s not enough for you that I am a stud
You need something stronger than “a pig rolled in the mud”

I really like you, you really move me
Why does it always have to sound like a movie?

You’re a great actress
Me I need practice
Baby doll the fact is . . .

Chorus repeat

Your stupid words, how I hate to say those
“You like my meat? Well, check out my potatoes!”
Why don’t you start, or better yet
Here’s a dollar, spend it on phone sex

I’d rather listen to sighs and moans and lustings
How good it feels, or maybe just nothing

Wish that I could fight this
Even as I type this
I pray for laryngitis . . .

Chorus repeat over and over again